Flirting SMS or text flirting: it is not important what you want to call it. What matters is that flirting SM texts could be your prime pass to instantly making yourself irresistible to her. The 3 main reasons why it’s a good idea to use text messages to flirt are: 1) texting will remind her of you and you want to be on her mind constantly, 2) flirting SMS is very useful for re-establishing or furthering your relationship with her and 3) it’s almost guaranteed that you can get away with making fun of her or using playful banter with her and more often than not, she will return the favor.
Flirting SMS, and particularly, guys (and girls) using texts to flirt has come to be so popular nowadays that Shape and Men’s Fitness Magazine posted the following results in their 2010 Sex Study:
* Texts are the number 1 channel of contact most couples use to speak with one another.
* Guys are texting nearly 40% more than they are calling. Girls text almost 150% more than they talk on the phone.
* Close to 70% of respondents have sent “sext” messages before
* Close to 70% of respondents claim that text messaging has resulted in a date for them.
* About 50% of women and 30% of men say that they have broken up via a text message.
So if you’re still asking yourself if sending text messages is helpful for attraction, the answer is YES! If you’re also asking yourself how to flirt with her through text messages, here is a collection of Flirting SMS texts that have proven to work for most other men:
OPENING:
– Surprise!
– Knock knock.
– What’s my favorite little brat up to?
– I just made you look at your phone for no reason. Seems like I got you in check.
– What up munchkin, I bet my weekend can beat your weekend’s ass.
– What kind of problems are you causing now?
– I am luring girls to my house with candy, your choice: skittles or starburst.
– Hey, will you do me a favor and text me back right now? Just say Hi or something. All my friends don’t believe that retards can text. We’ll show ’em lil buddy!
– Hey princess, just went to the aquarium and I saw the most adorable fish there and it looks just like you.
– I hope you have a smile on your face. If you don’t, just think of me!
– Aliens are on their way to abduct all the beautiful and sexy ass people on the planet! Don’t worry, you’ll be safe. I’m just sending you a text message to tell you bye.
– I really miss you and want to see you, but this stupid security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
– Did you know that a blue whales tongue weighs nearly the same as an elephant?! That’s nuts. The things you learn from Animal Planet during lunch.
– I just saw your doppleganger!
– You just popped into my head so Hi.now please stay out of there.
– Every time I look at you, I smile. Whenever you move, I laugh. Whenever you speak, I feel happy. For some reason, retarded people entertain the hell out of me!
SAME NIGHT:
– What a crazy fun night!
– I hope you got home safe
– Don’t dream of me when you’re sleeping…
ATTRACTION:
– I got to tell you, among all the [first name] [last name]’s I know.I think you’re the one I like the most.
– I’m not sure who you’re boyfriend is.but he need to spank you more often!
– Awwww, u’re so sweet. You’re making me get diabetes.
– We should probably stop this whole thing. I’m more than just a boy toy, you know.
COMFORT:
– I was thinking of you.
– Something about you always makes me smile.
